The week in News:
Witnesses Can’t Describe Bank Robber’s Face As They Were Distracted By His Ugly 80’s Tie
Burglar Falls Asleep While Robbing House, Police Had To Wake Him Up(+video)
Baby Born With 3 Penises Recorded For First Time In Human History
Hunter Biden admits smoking parmesan cheese thinking it was crack
Beer bottle and the ‘bird’ fly during chase in Florida
For the first time, scientists find X-rays coming from Uranus
Wrestling fans emerging from pandemic bubble for WrestleMania 37
Naked man ‘hip-thrusts’ Lehigh Acres tree before punching deputy in the face
Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud
Villager allegedly strikes husband after she claims he showed off nude photo of late wife
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