Welcome to December!
2. Any Announcements
3. Today’s show brought to you by Peace Love ‘n’ Pops and Modern Air Solutions, LLC:
4. Paula stuff. Hydration word.
5. A New Song from Uncle Wes…about Paul’s Jokes
6. Paul’s Jokes
7. Weird News this Week:
a. Drunken Wedding Photographer Had Sex With Guest, Fought With Cops & Peed On A Tree
b. TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN
c. PETA asks people to stop using ‘anti-animal language,’ including common phrases
d. Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
e. High school football players suspended for running naked with Oreos wedged in
buttocks
f. Woman accused of pouring hot grease on victim
g. Man tells woman bug crawled in her boot so he could touch her feet, record it, Ferndale
police say
h. Florida man arrested for shoplifting following job interview at Kohl’s
i. Police: Woman Arrested Again After Officers Find Her Shoplifting with Drugs
8. The war on Christmas and history continue to heat up:
a. ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ was once an anthem for progressive women. What happened?
b. Critics attack ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’ for bullying and bigotry
9. While we’re on the verge of burning witches at the stake like it’s 1692, here are a few other things that we think should be banned.
a. Do They Know It’s Christmas?
b. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
c. Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)​ ​Let’s just play a bit of this.
d. Wonderful Christmas Time
e. Any Christmas Song by Justin Beiber/Ellen
f. The Twelve Days of Christmas
g. Frosty the Snowman
h. Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
i. Jingle Bell Rock
10.Other Stuff:
