Welcome to 2019
2. Announcements
3. Todayโs show brought to you by Peace Love โnโ Pops and #ModernAirSolutions LLC โ Hankโs Fine Furniture
and Gulfworld, Panama City Beach :
4. Paula stuff. Hydration word
5. Paulโs Jokes
6. Weird News this Week:
a. Wild monkeys with herpes in Central Florida: Population on the verge of doubling
b. Cops grieve โKrispy Kreme Doughnutsโ lost in NYE truck fire: โNo wordsโ
c. Woman arrested after falling for Ebola-tainted meth Facebook post
d. Man fires shots at Taco Bell employees for forgetting his sauce
e. โTurdisโ bus driver toilet removed after complaints
f. Camel Bites Off Ownerโs Head After Being Tied Up In Heat All Day
Facebook Viral Bullcrap:
g. You cannot change your news feed.
h. Regardless of how legal the privacy prohibition sounds, or what bogus news station is
used in confirming it, you cannot change the terms and conditions by posting something
on your timeline.
i. No, Jesus is not going to bless you for sharing a cut and paste post
j. Fake science websites giving unsubstantiated data without sources to plausible
researchโฆIE, antivaxxers
7. Itโs 2019, and itโs time for new years resolutions. Here are a few that should be a little easier to keep:
a. Start washing your hands after you go to the terlet.
b. โRember the important things important
c. Stop Buying cheap knockoffs that end up not streaming open mic at Redds.
d. Go with the flow.
e. Donโt be squirrely on my decisions.
f. Be more efficientโฆdonโt waste half of January trying to keep your stupid resolutions.
g. Stop using Stars Wars quotes during sex.
h. Use the phrase โYour Momโ more often during staff and business meetings.
i. Exercise your rightโฆto eat more buckets of chicken.
j. WATCH AND SHARE NOTHING SCRIPTED WITH EVERYONE YOU MEET.