Category: Nothing Scripted
Today’s show brought to you by Peace Love N Pops and Modern Air — Hanks Fine Furniture and Gulf World :
Paula stuff. Hydration word Teenis
A New Song from Uncle Wes…about Paul’s Jokes
Weird News this Week:
A Man Tried To Purchase A Hotdog With Cannabis https://www.ranker.com/list/weird-florida-news-2018/ranker-news
‘A Candidate For The House Of Representatives Believes Aliens Abducted Her https://www.instagram.com/p/BgMW6ZqhR96/ https://apnews.com/5adaacef468642c4930d1ad76ff09b69
KFC launches firelogs that smell like fried chicken
‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole
2 California Nuns Embezzled $500,000 From Catholic School: Officials
Turkey chases boy down the street
Chickens get haircuts too
Weird Laws in Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sell your children.
The molestation of trash cans is banned. (Daytona Beach)
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal. (Destin) and If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. (Cape Coral)
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk. (Miami Beach)