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1. 30amanager says:

   August 6, 2017 at 8:03 am

   Dad Jokes and Bad Jokes on 30A Television http://30a.tv

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   1.Laugh Off…Dad jokes:

   a.What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

   b.What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

   c.You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

   d.What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

   e.What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

   f.Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!

   g.“What’s ET short for? Because he’s got little legs.”

   h.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhh.

   i.Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

   j.”What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”

   k.”What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.”

   l.When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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