The week in News:
Woman tries to buy a gun at Walmart twice, and roadblocks left me empty-handed both times
Man impersonating officer pulls over van full of cops
Man arrested while attempting to fix flat tires with gauze and band-aids
Florida Man Busted With Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like Trump
Florida man charged after botched castration
Florida man bitten, scratched by kinkajou before he traps it in bathroom
Florida man attacks jogger with sword after dispute over trash