Today’s show brought to you by Peace Love N Pops and Modern Air — Hanks Fine Furniture and Gulf World :
Paula stuff. Hydration word Teenis
A New Song from Uncle Wes…about Paul’s Jokes
Paul’s Jokes
Weird News this Week:
A Man Tried To Purchase A Hotdog With Cannabis
‘A Candidate For The House Of Representatives Believes Aliens Abducted Her
KFC launches firelogs that smell like fried chicken
‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole
2 California Nuns Embezzled $500,000 From Catholic School: Officials
Turkey chases boy down the street
Chickens get haircuts too
Weird Laws in Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sell your children.
The molestation of trash cans is banned. (Daytona Beach)
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal. (Destin) and If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. (Cape Coral)
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk. (Miami Beach)