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Nothing Scripted #37
Dad Jokes and Bad Jokes on 30A Television http://30a.tv

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    Dad Jokes and Bad Jokes on 30A Television http://30a.tv

    Super funny stuff this week on Nothing Scripted on 30a Television #whitehouse #mexico Dad Jokes #dadjokes Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Fox News #meatloaf #thirstythursday #vertTaVert HuffPost #cats NASA – National Aeronautics and Space Administration Wes Herndon Teance Brian Stevens Adriana Adams
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    Planetary Protection Officer Job open at NASA…pays 6 figures
    Ohio woman Calls 911 With Boa Constrictor Wrapped Around Her Neck. #boa Snakes
    Mexican Village Celebrates Mushroom With Image Of Jesus On It. Mushroom was found 137 yrs ago. #mexicanjesus Mexico City, Mexico
    London Museum Displays Amy Winehouse’s Poop. Amy Whinehouse
    Texas calf born looking like KISS rocker Gene Simmons. KISS Gene Simmons
    73-year-old Volusia County man was banned from a Florida beach after handing out business cards that read, “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby.” Volusia County, Florida
    Two Jacksonville women trashed a Chick-fil-A restaurant during an argument over an order. Chick-fil-A South Walton Chick-fil-A Jacksonville, Florida
    Priests Walk Into A Bar in England were refused service. City Arms, Cardiff @TheRevTweets Brains Brewery
    Indiana Couple Visits 643 of all 645 Caucasian Barrells. #AdventuresOfWilmaAndRay
    Maintenance Man Gets Trapped Inside ATM In Corpus Christi Texas. Bank of America
    DAD Jokes challenge Teance Won

    1.Laugh Off…Dad jokes:

    a.What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

    b.What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

    c.You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

    d.What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

    e.What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

    f.Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!

    g.“What’s ET short for? Because he’s got little legs.”

    h.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhh.

    i.Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

    j.”What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”

    k.”What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.”

    l.When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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