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Super funny stuff this week on Nothing Scripted on 30a Television #whitehouse #mexico Dad Jokes #dadjokes Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Fox News #meatloaf #thirstythursday #vertTaVert HuffPost #cats NASA – National Aeronautics and Space Administration Wes Herndon Teance Brian Stevens Adriana Adams
Destin Boat Captain Makes Huffpost for saving a Kitten thrown off Marler Bridge.
Planetary Protection Officer Job open at NASA…pays 6 figures
Ohio woman Calls 911 With Boa Constrictor Wrapped Around Her Neck. #boa Snakes
Mexican Village Celebrates Mushroom With Image Of Jesus On It. Mushroom was found 137 yrs ago. #mexicanjesus Mexico City, Mexico
London Museum Displays Amy Winehouse’s Poop. Amy Whinehouse
Texas calf born looking like KISS rocker Gene Simmons. KISS Gene Simmons
73-year-old Volusia County man was banned from a Florida beach after handing out business cards that read, “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby.” Volusia County, Florida
Two Jacksonville women trashed a Chick-fil-A restaurant during an argument over an order. Chick-fil-A South Walton Chick-fil-A Jacksonville, Florida
Priests Walk Into A Bar in England were refused service. City Arms, Cardiff @TheRevTweets Brains Brewery
Indiana Couple Visits 643 of all 645 Caucasian Barrells. #AdventuresOfWilmaAndRay
Maintenance Man Gets Trapped Inside ATM In Corpus Christi Texas. Bank of America
DAD Jokes challenge Teance Won
1.Laugh Off…Dad jokes:
a.What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
b.What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
c.You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
d.What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
e.What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
f.Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
g.“What’s ET short for? Because he’s got little legs.”
h.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhh.
i.Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
j.”What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
k.”What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.”
l.When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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